Here are the 3 greetings I've learned from where I've lived:

Hey - Syracuse, NY

Hi Y'all - Atlanta, GA

Aloha - Maui, HI

However you wanted to be greeted this is my life right now on Maui.

Here are some of the characters in my life right now - this is subject to daily change:

  My Best Friend Payton who tells great knock knock jokes.

  My girlfriend Boobs talking to my grandmother on the cell phone.

  This is me in a good mood.

  The guy who wants to kick your ass.